9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
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American Snipper
because there's no Americans sitting in them.
European
An egg can stay in the cup longer
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
Because he was 9/11.
Possum: Oh yeah
