Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.