Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.