Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.