Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding