What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.