Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....