Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.