Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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