What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.