What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.