What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

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What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.