What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip