What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.