Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.