Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!