What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.