What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte