How do Muslims like their food served?

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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