Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

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Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.