Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

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