Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.