How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.