What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz