Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."