What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.