What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.