What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!