Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".