Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!