Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper