Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.