Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine