Looking for Jobs.
Because he started drinking it before it was cool.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Hey.. you're looking fly"
google maps.
Take a snorkel.
They weren't hiring.
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
With the bare-bones approach.