Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.