Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What's black and doesn't work?

A quadriplegic chimney sweep.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!