Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.