What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.