What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: