What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !