What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.