What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."