What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."