What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.