Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box