What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.