Her miscarriage.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Because his mother was in a jam.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
He was fed up with other people.
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
That he only has a 6 inch.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Miscarriage
