What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.