What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice