ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Jesus, take the wheel!
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
K
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Weirdo (weird dough).
He spent all day gargoyling.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
