How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What did the SMG dad say to his son?

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl