How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.