Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.