Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p