What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs