What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.