Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.