Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"