Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip