Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip