What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog