What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.