What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.