What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle