What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.