Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )