Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log