Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.