Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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