They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Juan on Juan.
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
There's already handicapped stalls.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
The Twin Towers.
9" 11
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
May I take your order?"
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.