What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.