What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits