How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.