How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.