How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.