How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.