Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.