Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire