Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What is an Eskimos best friend?

pol ice

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.